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The Sith Lords

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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."


[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

The Sith Lords

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

The Sith Lords

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera
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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!
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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!



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[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar


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http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]


Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links


<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/>  Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.) 
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
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<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O  ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil


This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&amp;q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome


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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]


DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).


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More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!


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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)



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By [Skydancer]



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By [Sir. Robert]



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By [TheRogue]


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By [Ocean Soul]


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By [spincrus]

(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]


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A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**


**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.


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See also The Jedi Council


See also The Sith Brotherhood
















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2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: *slurs* Pour me, pour me another shot of whiskey. Bartender hit me one more time.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *hiccup* you shoulsn't be ssssaaying shat to the bartenderrrss.. he'ss a wookieepookiee.. *hiccup*

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: I sthink the baaarteeenderss gonna smack *hiccup* yew one for caaaallin' him a woookiepoookie.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: ppfrrrllltttt! you're sssilly! *hiccup* HEY! wookieepookiee! Poursss me another one of them- *flies through the bar after being hit by a fist with more hair than a mammoth*

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Seees! I told yew sooo.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *moans from between cantina benches* whooptiedoo..

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: *giggles and falls off bar stool* Escuse sme, would some one kiiindly help sme up?

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: aahw feck, where arrree youss? *hiccup*

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: I duhhno, sbut theres pretty liiights.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *crawls back to the bar* ooooh sshheere yous arree!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Sham I?

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *rolls over the floor laughing* yous are not ssssam! shazaam!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: nuuuu, I am, waaait, who am I?

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: yous are ehr..... ehrr... kirikirikiri.. sssomething.. *hiccup*

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Thasts it! Kiiieeerrraaannn!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *laughs and points at you* YESsssH! shhat's it! Wookieepookie! More drinkssss for Kierrrrreaaann and meee!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Yesh! more drinkshs for us!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *wookieepookiee empties an entire bottle of corellian ale over us:p* aah feck! thatsss wet!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: EEEK! Its raaaiining!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: itssss tasssty raiin!! *catches ale thats leaking from the bar*

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: tassty rain! yay!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *hiccup* thisss iss good stuff!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: *pushes self into a sitting position* Whhys ehverybody laughing at us?

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: whoo? :O

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Sthem *points to stools*

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *looks but sees nothing* i shink you hads too much too drink!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Shmaybe I haaave.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *hiccups and pulls himself up to the bar* c'mone.. itss sssleepytimess for you..

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: *climbs the stool* shleeeep

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *throws you over his shoulder and wobbles drunkily to the masters chambers:p*

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Wheeere are weeee going? To see the ewoooks? I wanna seeee the ewoks!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: what woulds you doo witsss ewoksss in your bed? o_O

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Nuuu, nooot ewoooks in the bed! Ewoooks in the zoooo, wait, I forgots what we were taalking aboout.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: sssilly! we haveee no zzzzooo!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Buuut! We're SITH, we shooould!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: rrrright!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Let's start a zooooo!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: ooh ooh! i wantsss to bes a monkey!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Oook. *looks at you funny* You bes a monkey.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: nooooooo!!!:O

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: You're wiiiiieeeerd.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: wookieepookiee is a mmonkey!

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: He's gunna smaaack you for that!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: ssssssssssshhhtttt!!! dont lets him hea- oow sssshit! *starts to run with you still on my shoulder:p*

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: Lemme down! Leeeemme down!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: nuh-uh! we're in ze middle of carpet chase!

2006-06-18 [Chaos Sun]: *streches and chuckles force tripping trennas, just to see Kileaiya go sailing with out a hang gluider*

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: *lands gracefully on her feet, after righting herself midair* =P

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *smacks on the floor* whossefeck did that!

2006-06-18 [Anomynous]: *looks at the three... looks at his glass, then at the three again... and back at his glass* That's it... *pours the content of the glass on the floor* No more booze for this Sith...

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *moans from the floor* whennigesmyhandsonyous!

2006-06-18 [Chaos Sun]: *giggles and force slides Trennas through the poured out drink* *sings* this is how we mop the floor, mop the floor, this is the way we mop the floor, so ear'li in the morn

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *force pulls barstool from underneath you :p*

2006-06-18 [Chaos Sun]: EIIYA!! *falls over* Owe! *stands up rubbing her butt* This was my good pair of painted on black leather pants.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: indeed was;) *watches how it begins to leak off:p*

2006-06-18 [Chaos Sun]: *grumbles whipping her backside with a bar towel* Peaches, now i have to get it re-painted..do you know the trouble i go through just get these painted on? I swear! men have no concept of hte things women do to impress them. The streches the crunches the odd positions and toys.  Geesh!!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: but.. who were you trying to impress then? *eyes the wookiee:p*

2006-06-18 [Chaos Sun]: Me? *grins* no one...i just like the way they look!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: he likes you too i think :p *looks at smirking wookiee:p*

2006-06-18 [Chaos Sun]: Really? Well Then :D Glad someone likes the view. Shall i pose?

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: go ahead.. *runs to the toilet to throw up from the evil drunkyness*

2006-06-18 [Chaos Sun]: Hehehe *pulls a can of Spray on Leather & a large Paper Fan from her bag & Start spraying her tush and using the force to make the fan, fan her new seat dry.

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *returns from toilet* nice.. ehr.. paint..

2006-06-18 [The Dizzy Raven]: *raises one eyebrow* What hapened here?

2006-06-18 [Anomynous]: You don't wanna know replied a silhouette drinking peach juice while sitting in a dark corner of the bar

2006-06-18 [The Dizzy Raven]: *laughs* very well then

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: you really really dont..

2006-06-18 [Saray]: No, I don't. Frankly, I didn't understand hell out of this page XD

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: thats because we were drunk -_-

2006-06-19 [The Dizzy Raven]: *sighs* Soo...helpless...are those who...waste their lives...doing what is most unnecissary...

2006-06-19 [Kileaiya]: Haha XDD

2006-06-19 [Anomynous]: Aye! I'd drink to that... but look what good it did them.... so I'll just raise my glass of mashed peaches to you!

2006-06-19 [Trennas]: hooray :p

2006-06-19 [Chaos Sun]: Speak for yourselves...I wasn't even buzzing...*pokes her tush making sure the paints dry*

2006-06-19 [Trennas]: what else can you do with that paint of yours? :p

2006-06-19 [Anomynous]: You can take this cheap watch of mine, paint it gold and then sell it for a million republic credits... Hmmm, how much was a battle droid these days? One hundred... two hundred thousand? *rubbs chin* Hmm....

2006-06-19 [Lothuriel]: *walks in and sets her saber and blaster on the floor* I am back from my mission...

2006-06-19 [Trennas]: weeh ^^ my former mistress has returned ^^ you just missed the drunkyness!

2006-06-19 [-Orion-]: *steps in and sniffles*

2006-06-19 [Lothuriel]: Yes, I have returned. Have you any news for me?

2006-06-19 [-Orion-]: I have none, but I'm a mere apprentice. *coughs*

2006-06-19 [Kileaiya]: What's wrong Orion? Cold?

2006-06-19 [Anomynous]: Well, there's this Sith vs Jedi Challenge going on, you've probably noticed. I don't know how long you've been gone, so I don't know what else to say... Oh, and I now have a "Lord" in front of my name... protocol thing, you know (:P)

2006-06-19 [-Orion-]: That's exactly the case, Kileaiya. *coughs*

2006-06-19 [The Dizzy Raven]: Welcome back, Lothluriel.

2006-06-19 [Jitter]: Welcome dear Loth

2006-06-19 [Lothuriel]: *bows her head to the others* Indeed.

2006-06-19 [Trennas]: *feeds his poor apprentice cough sirupe:p*

2006-06-19 [Lothuriel]: *smacks [Trennas]' hand* If your apprentice is to someday become a Sith Lord, you must not baby him so much. He needs to learn to suck it up, else we will have another Anakin on our hands...that whiney little...oh, were was I?

2006-06-19 [Trennas]: actually its a she:p and dont worry, she's not whiney ^^

2006-06-19 [Lothuriel]: Sorry, just thinking back to the "good old days' heehee

2006-06-19 [The Dizzy Raven]: Very well done, Lothluriel

2006-06-19 [Trennas]: ooh yesh ^^ those were the days:p *spanks Loth:p*

2006-06-19 [Lothuriel]: *likes it*

2006-06-19 [Trennas]: yep ^^ those were the days alright ;)

2006-06-19 [Lothuriel]: It feels so good to be back!

2006-06-19 [-Orion-]: Master, the lady has a point though. I'm capable of taking medicine by myself. *bows her head*

2006-06-19 [Trennas]: *sigh* very well then.. *gives you the bottle of anticoughstuff*

2006-06-20 [Anomynous]: I'd have not taken the siroup at all... take it under the chin like a soldier. And, loth, very good point about Anakin. That 7 foot 2 asthmatic whiney mother... *cough-cough* good point, yeah.

2006-06-20 [-Orion-]: Thank you, master. *takes a little of that anticoughwhateverstuff*

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: enjoy it while it lasts.. next time ill have you make chicken soup :p

2006-06-20 [Lothuriel]: Hey, I never said anything about Lord Vader...he didn't whine...

2006-06-20 [Anomynous]: Yeah, but I just love that part of the video!

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: and well.. the helmet *is* kinda sexy..

2006-06-20 [Anomynous]: *covers his face with the hood* Erm... yeah. Helmets are cool, yeah... *faces away, as if searching for something in the other corner of the room*

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: aaaah.. youre blushing! *nudges you with elbow* it's okay, Lord Vader was a very impressive.. man.. machine.. (...) Everybody had a crush on him.. *sighs* the leather.. the leather..

2006-06-20 [Anomynous]: *pulls the hood further down* Err... you wouldn't happen to feel the same way about... oh, say... Boba Fett?

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: *leans in closer* just between you and me.. he can tie you up in less than a second ;)

2006-06-20 [Anomynous]: *pulls back, slowly* Yeah... but you don't like his helmet right? Rough, ugly, Mandalorian things...

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: its not the helmet.. its what underneath that counts ;)

2006-06-20 [Anomynous]: Oh... cool *takes hood off, revealing a Republic Commando-type helmet... the visor, anyway*

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: (...) sooo.. how many channels do you receive with that?

2006-06-20 [Anomynous]: I got a good 512 KBps bandwith... can download songs too with it.

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: ooh nice:D nothing beats shooting bugs and lizards while listening to the max rebo band ^^

2006-06-20 [Anomynous]: or Godsmack, Rammtein... Nirvana :p Or the Mortal Kombat theme while I'm slashing my sabre! :D

2006-06-20 [The Dizzy Raven]: (Hey, if you're interesting in role-playing try The Sith City or/and Star Wars: The Galactic Wars if you want. I'm not forcing you)

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: i tried role playing at Phantoms of Strife, but lack of time interviened..

2006-06-20 [Saray]: Darth's helmet is sexy? Ofcourse. He's every womans fantasy.

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: it reminds them of something ;)

2006-06-20 [Saray]: Oh really? Now darling, please DO tell me what it reminds us of.

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: you know;)

2006-06-20 [Calico Tiger]: No no, we don't know! You must say it. Enlighten us >:)

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (...) you honoustly think I'm buying that from *you*? :p

2006-06-20 [Saray]: Precisely.

2006-06-20 [Calico Tiger]: Pft, it's cause he doesn't know :P

2006-06-20 [Trennas]: that maybe thats just what i want you to think:p

2006-06-21 [Kileaiya]: Nah, you just don't know =P

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: Trenn... I think you're bullsh**ing these ladies :p But, please, carry on, I'm getting a kick out of it! Ohh, Role-plays! Me loves RPs!!! *is a DnD and/or any other form of RPG, computer or otherwise, addict*

2006-06-21 [Trennas]: says you who mistook Pookiee the Wookiee for a sleepingbag the other night ;)

2006-06-21 [Kileaiya]: Pookiee the Wookiee does make a lovely pillow. :P

2006-06-21 [Trennas]: ehr.. you tried to find his zipper and climb inside him -_-

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: Am I the only one who finds that to be terribly... sick? 0,0

2006-06-21 [Kileaiya]: I did not! Wait, did I? and how would you know? You were drunk off your ass as well. :P

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: *was looking through a few photos as Kileaiya was talking, then quickly hides them when he noticed what she was saying and starts to humm an innocent whistle*

2006-06-21 [Kileaiya]: Hey! Lemme see those!

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: See what? *plays dumb... is suspiciously good at it :p*

2006-06-21 [Kileaiya]: I saw those photos lemme see 'em! I'll bite you, wait, you might like that... I'll, oh hell, just lemme see the photos! =P

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: You'll take these photos when you pry em from my cold, dead hands! *remembers that his hands are durasteel... which is pretty cold and dead* D'oh! You know what I mean!

2006-06-21 [Trennas]: *force steals your photo's and shows them to Darth Kieran* see, there you were looking for the zipper.. (...) your hair looks great though :p

2006-06-21 [morgan nynaeve]: w00t!! can i join? *growls evilliy*

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: Ohh... fresh meat!

2006-06-21 [Jitter]: *bares teeth*

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: No, you don't! I spotted her first!

2006-06-21 [Jitter]: LOL

2006-06-21 [The Dizzy Raven]: O.O What's going on here?

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: We's fighting over the new recruit! She's mine, I tell you, mine!

2006-06-21 [Jitter]: Ok. I pass. I have some peons for a snack...

2006-06-21 [spincrus]: Did you hear the news? New recruits and undercooked wookies can cause poisoning.

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: Yeah, I did read that... said you have to leave the furry thing boil for at least... what was it, two hours?

2006-06-21 [spincrus]: Yep, two. Still, I'd recommend cooking for over three hours. Otherwise the wet-dog smell suppresses the taste of the meat.

2006-06-21 [Anomynous]: See that? That's why I like barbeques more!

2006-06-21 [spincrus]: Jedi cotlette and Padawan tenderloin. Mmmmm....

2006-06-21 [Kileaiya]: Jesus, I need to not drink so much, trying to make a sleeping bag out of a wookiee... but my hair did look lovely. XD

2006-06-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: *sighs* Still yet hopeless are the ones who are nothing compared to the great Darth Vader...

2006-06-22 [Anomynous]: *mechanical breathing* And you are?

2006-06-22 [Trennas]: *snatches fresh meat away during the squabble:p*

2006-06-22 [spincrus]: Do you need an asthma spray [Anomynous]? You Vader wannabe you?

2006-06-22 [Anomynous]: Eh... thanks, but it wouldn't do me any good. It's my... implant(s)

2006-06-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: No, I am not, Darth Dja'Kall. Those who do their best to be like him are not hopeless...

2006-06-22 [Trennas]: youd look sexy with a black helmet:p

2006-06-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: Be quiet, Trennas!

2006-06-22 [Anomynous]: There will never be another Vader, m'lady Illatris... These ambitions will consume you... and I have a strong feeling I will be there to pick up the pieces. (Uhm... thanks, Trenn, but I'm pleased with my own)

2006-06-22 [Trennas]: not you, hoodboy, the lady!:p

2006-06-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: That's what you think

2006-06-22 [Anomynous]: *throws Trennas a book (sarcasm 101) and ignores him* We shall see, m'lady... we shall see!

2006-06-22 [Trennas]: ooh literature:p

2006-06-22 [spincrus]: *throws everyone a copy of (Khama Sithra)*

2006-06-22 [Trennas]: hey! i dont have that version:p

2006-06-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: Yes, we shall see! *glares at you*

2006-06-22 [Anomynous]: *lets loose a low, spine-chilling laughter* I feel that you and I will only see eye to when when we cross blades. I look forward to the day.

2006-06-22 [Trennas]: let me know in advance when that day comes so i can make arrangements with the bookie office:p

2006-06-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: As do I *in an angry voice*

2006-06-22 [Trennas]: psst, dont forget your evil laugh ;)

2006-06-22 [Anomynous]: This... could have been the beginning of a beautiful friendship. *plays with the sabre hilt on his belt, whilst continuing his frightening laughter*

2006-06-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: *grins* If..you believe so...The day you die by my lightsaber shall be the greatest day of my life

2006-06-22 [Anomynous]: Why... I'm flattered, I truly am! To think I represent one of your such beloved "goals". A shame you won't live to see that goal fulfilled...

2006-06-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: How could you be one of my "goals", Darth Dja'Kall?!

2006-06-22 [Anomynous]: In so many ways, m'lady... *bursts into a disturbing cackle* But it seems my death is... so dear to you.

2006-06-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: Tell me now! Errr...

2006-06-22 [Anomynous]: Use your imagination...

2006-06-23 [Helghast]: walks in with Darth Molten cake fresh with evil red milk

2006-06-23 [Helghast]: $2.50 a slice milk $25

2006-06-23 [Helghast]: haha now buy and eat

2006-06-23 [Kileaiya]: No thanks, I got left over birthday cake. XP

2006-06-23 [Helghast]: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

2006-06-23 [-Orion-]: *is having a coughing fit*

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: look what you did! you made her choke with that cake of yours:p

2006-06-23 [Anomynous]: *telekinetically takes a slice of cake and throws it in Trennas' face* At least this cake is good for one thing... *flips the table in front of him, using it as a barricade* FOOD FIGHT!!!

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: *makes the cake stop a few centimeters before the impact, then bites off a tiny bit..* it needs more sugar:p

2006-06-23 [Anomynous]: *pushes it into his face* It's not fun when people don't get dirty!

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: *force licks it off:p*

2006-06-23 [Anomynous]: Ahem, I'd like to take a moment and congratulate our members, [Trennas] and [spincrus] for their status as "featured members"... they both deserve a hip-hop hooray, they both put The Sith Lords as their favourite wiki! *applauds*

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: *grins and bows* thank you very much ^^

2006-06-23 [spincrus]: *force tickles [Trennas] and [Anomynous]*  :)

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: hey hey! keep your invisible hands to yourself:p

2006-06-23 [Anomynous]: *isn't ticklish* But, yeah, I agree with Trenn!

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: groper:p

2006-06-23 [spincrus]: *smirks* hehe *force spanks [Anomynous]* hehe, hehe... hehe...

2006-06-23 [Anomynous]: Aww, that's it, now you've done it! *whips spincrus...force or otherwise*

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: *gets the camera:p*

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